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April 21 2008

Phrases Men Use

  1. Shut the fuck up. This means “shut the fuck up.”

  2. I’m ready. Men use this to indicate they are “ready.”

  3. Nothing. This literally means “nothing.” We’re not desperately holding anything emotional in, we just want you to drop whatever it is that you’re babbling about so we can get back to the television without distraction.

  4. Go Ahead. This is loving encouragement, not a dare. Please do it!

  5. Loud Sigh. This has nothing to do with you. We’re likely frustrated that we can’t get some shit to work right.

  6. That’s Okay. This means that it’s okay.

  7. Thanks. This means thanks.

  8. Whatever. This means whatever.

  9. Don’t worry about it. This means that you shouldn’t worry about it.

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